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The True Rules Of Golf - Part 3 of 4
- Non chalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
- The shortest distance beween any two points on a golf
course is a
straight line that passes directly through the center of
a very large tree.
- There are two kinds of bounces: unfair bounces, and bounces
just the
way you meant to play it.
- You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time, and a 2-inch
branch
90% of the time.
- Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently
make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium
of the universe.
- If you want to hit a 7-iron as far as Tiger Woods does,
simply try to lay up just short of a water hazard.
- To calculate the speed of a player's downswing, multiply
the speed of his backswing by his handicap. Example: backswing
20 mph, handicap 15, downswing 600 mph.
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