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Cheating
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering...have you ever
cheated on me?"
Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question
now? You don't
want to ask that question..."
Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."
"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."
"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.
"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really
wanted to start your own business and no bank would give you
a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself
came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions
asked?"
"Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than
ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"
"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and
you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon
would touch you? Then remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the
way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were
in good shape again?"
"I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thing for
me, to save my life. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife.
To do such a thing, you must really love me, Darling. I couldn't
be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"
"Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted
to be president
of the golf club and you were 17 votes short..?"
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