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Golf Course Or...
Four married guys go golfing.While playing the 4th hole,
the following conversation took place:
1st Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to
come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that
I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
2nd Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife I will
build a new deck for the pool."
3rd Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife I will remodel the kitchen for her.
They continued to play the hole when they realized that the
4th guy hadn't said anything. So they asked him, "You haven't
said anything about what you had todo to be able to come golfing
this weekend. What's the deal?"
4th guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. and when it went
off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said,
'golf course or intercourse?'
And she said, "Wear your sweater".
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