Top Ten Euphemisms For Sneaking Out To Play Golf

• I’m going to get some more greens in my diet.
  
• The military needs me to test some bunker busters.
  
• It’s time I got a grip on life.
  
• I have to attend a seminar on anger management.
  
• I need some R&R with Mr. Tee, ASAP.
  
• I’m on a search for the missing links.
  
• I have a ball to attend.
  
• I’m going to get a shot of Vitamin G.
  
• I’ll be taking Mr. Woods for a drive in the country.
  
• I have to see a man about a dogleg.

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