Hill
Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the
easiest to cheat at.
The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about
the mechanics of the act while you are performing.
My game is so bad I gotta hire three caddies. One to walk
the left rough. One for the right and one for the middle.
And the one in the middle doesn't have much to do.
Dave Hill
