Atheist
Two men, a priest and an aetheist, are playing golf.
At the green on the first hole, the aetheist, lines up for
a short two-foot putt, taps the ball, and the ball slips
around the edge of the cup and does not go in. "Dammit,
I missed!" exclaims the aetheist.
The priest, then tells the aetheist that he shouldn't curse,
because God will punish the aetheist for doing so.
On the second hole, the aetheist tries a particularly aggressive
chip shot to get the ball onto the green and instead lands
in a sand bunker. "Dammit I missed!" exclaimed the aetheist,
to which the priest again issued a warning about God punishing
those who curse.
The round continues in much the same way, with the aetheist
continuing to exclaim "Dammit I missed!" every time he hits
an errant ball (which is quite often), and the priest continues
to admonish him about God's wrath.
Finally, they get to the eighteenth hole and the score is
tied. The aetheist needs to make a two-foot putt in order
to win. He taps the ball, and again he misses, and again,
he curses his miss.
Before the priest can respond, the clouds in the sky open
up, and a bolt of lightning shoots out and hits the preist,
killing him.
Then, from the cloud comes a loud voice "Dammit, I missed."
