Demons
The devil was holding a meeting with all the little
demons.
He stood up and said, "Well you poor useless lot of sissies,
there is too much good in the world. You are all time wasters
and you make me sick., You came to hell to help make man's
life a misery. Instead you wasting your time playing silly
games. So what are you going to do about it?"
Well, just then a small devil quite new to the job and very
timid, sheepishly said, "O'Lord of great darkness. I know
I'm not as powerful as you but may I make a suggestion?
It seems to me if we could build them up and knock them
down, the pain would be so great that we will soon gain
control."
Just as he said that a more experienced demon said, "You
mean golf?"
The devil himself interrupts saying, "Steady on old man,
we don't want to finish them off that quick."
