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Top Ten Signs Your Ball is Illegal
- The manufacturer hires Johnny Cochran to defend it.
- When you squeeze it, goo leaks out.
- The x-ray machine at the airport reveals a dinosaur inside.
- With a flubber core, it keeps bouncing out of the cup.
- Robert Downey Jr. keeps trying to light it in a crack
pipe.
- You can buy them on Ebay if you toss in a kidney.
- When you look closer, you see it’s really a PRO Viagra.
- It looks suspiciously like an egg from the bottom of the
pool in "Cocoon."
- It has only one dimple, and it looks just like Kirk Douglas’s
chin.
- When it smashes into a tree, it creates one million cartoon
toothpicks.
© Clark Peterson author
of The Goober's Guide To Golf
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