Best Ball
Two couples were enjoying a competitive, best ball match...wives
against husbands with the losers buying lunch and a libation.
On the final hole, the match was all even and one of the
wives had a long, breaking, fifteen foot putt to win the
match. She lined the ball up carefully and confidently stroked
the winning putt.
Unfortunately, it stopped three inches short of the hole...dead
on line.
Her husband thought that this was a riot and laughing said,
"Right train, wrong ticket."
The wife failed to see the humor and not cracking a smile
replied,
"No sleeper cars on that train either"
