Terrible Weather
There was this guy who went golfing every Saturday
and Sunday, it didn't matter what kind of weather it was.
He was hooked
One Saturday he left the house early and headed for the
golf course, but it was so bitter cold that he decided wouldn't
golf that day and went back home.
His wife was still in bed when he got there, so he took
off his clothes and snuggled up to his wife and said "Terrible
weather out there."
She replied, "Yeah, and can you believe my stupid husband
went golfing."
