Funeral
Joe and his priest are playing in a golf match.
Joe's game is perfect that day, and he is giving the priest
a thorough drubbing.
The priest can only sigh as he fills in the scorecard from
the last hole. Sensing his pastor's unhappiness, Joe says
to him,
"Cheer up Father...just think, one of these days you will
be giving the services at my funeral."
The Priest looked at him and made a poor attempt at a grin
while saying, "Yes, that may be true, but it will still
be your hole."
