Late Arrival
One golfer asked his friend, "Why are you so late in arriving
for your tee time?"
His friend replied, "It's Sunday. I had to toss a coin between
going to church or playing golf."
"Yes," continued the friend, "but that stills doesn't tell
me why you are so late."
"Well," said the fellow, "It took over 25 tosses to get
it right!"
