Aliens
An alien spaceship hovered over a golf course and two aliens
watched a solitary golfer in amazement
The golfer duffed his tee shot, shanked his second into
the rough, took three to get out of the rough onto the fairway,
sliced the next shot into the bushes, and then took a putter
to get it out on the fairway again.
Meanwhile, one alien told the other that he must be playing
some sort of weird game and they continued to observe the
golfer.
The golfer then skulled a shot into a bunker by the green.
He then took several shots to get out of the bunker and
finally on to the green. He putted several times until he
finally got into the hole.
At this point, the other alien told his partner, "Wow, now
he is in serious trouble!"
