Half Hour Late
A couple of weeks ago, I played with new member who shot
an even par 72.
We had fun during the round, so I asked him if he wanted
to play next week.
He said: "Sure, but I might be a half hour late."
The following week he shows up right on on time, and sets
up on the first tee this time playing left- handed. Again
he shoots a 72.
I asked him if he wanted to play again next week.
He replied: "Sure but I might be a half hour late."
I then asked him :"How come some times you play right-
handed and other times, left-handed."
He said :"When I wake up in the morning and my wife
is sleeping on her left side, I play left- handed and if
she is on her right side, then I play right- handed."
I then ask ;"So,what if she is laying flat on her back?"
"That's when I'll be a half hour late!" he replied
