Scratch Golfer
Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament
and met on the putting green for the first time.
After introductions, the first golfer asked, "What’s your
handicap?"
"Oh, I’m a scratch golfer," the other replied.
"Really!" exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed
that she was paired up with her.
"Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the
bad ones!"
