Heart Attack
A husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when
she collapsed from a heart attack.
"Please dear, I need help." she said.
The husband ran off saying, "I'll go get some help."
A little while later he returned, picked up his putter and
began to line up his shot.
His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and said, "I
may be dying and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on the second hole who
said he'd come and help you."
"The second hole? When is he coming?"
"Hey! I told you not to worry." he said, stroking his putt.
"Everyone has already agreed to let him play through."
