Grand Advice
Great Grandfather had been playing golf whenever possible
for over 78 years.
Today had been no exception, he was out early and played
his 18.
Directly after golf he attended his great, great grandson's
wedding.
During the wedding reception, he was conversing with his
great, great grandson, giving advice on having a happy marriage
and a great life.
After a while the young groom said "Grandfather what's it
like making love when you reach your age."
And he replied, "Well, its kinda like putting with a rope."