Cell Call
There are several men in the locker room of a private club
after finishing 18 holes.Suddenly a cell phone that was
on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following
conversation ensues:
"Hello?" "Honey, It's me."
"Sugar!"
"Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I
saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!!
Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500"
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the 2001 at a really good price ... and since we need
to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000..."
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great!, before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank
account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning
and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... it's
on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden,
tennis court, acre of park area, beach front property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $1,450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that
we have that much in the bank to cover..."
"Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $1,400,000.
OK?"
"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye... I do too..."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his
hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
