TheWhy Golf Is Better Than Sex
From David Letterman's Late Night Show

• A below par performance is considered good.
  
• You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
  
• You can still make money doing it as a senior.
  
• It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
  
• Foursomes are encouraged.
  
• Three times a day is possible.
  
• Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
  
• If you live in Florida, you can do it every day.
  
• You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
  
• If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.

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