More Big Shooter Quotes
If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's
a hook.
If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think
music comes out of a bagpipe.
A gimme is an agreement between two guys who can't putt.
Half of golf is fun. The other half is putting.
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded
putt
If God didn't want man to have mulligans, balls wouldn't
come
three to a sleeve.
All I've got against golf is that it takes you too far from
the clubhouse.
The Big Shooter
